Inspired by Anne Rice

Anne Rice is the world famous author who wrote "Interview With the Vampire". A vampire is a mythical human like creature that is incredibly charismatic, lives on blood, and can transform into a bat. It has a lot of hit points.
I think Anne should have written the book about a different mythical creature. I think she should have written the book about a web cam stripper working her way threw graduate school. The book could be called "Interview With the Web Cam Stripper" and the second book would be called "The Web Cam Stripper, Candi".
The movie rights would be sold off almost instantly. Instead of the handsome Brad Pitt and Antonio Banderas playing the main characters. We could have two equally ravishing actresses playing the roles. I was thinking that Salma Hayek and Angelina Jolie could play the main characters.
Yes I know that Tom Cruise was in the movie but I dont support Scientology or other harmfull cults.